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GENRE: SciFi Comedy

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BLURB:

I was sixteen when I found out not only am I an alien hybrid, but monsters called the Tai-Kok
were getting ready to invade our world. Guess who gets to stop them? Me! How?
My uncle, the mad scientist, created a machine called the portal that instantaneously sends a
test subject from one location to another by converting them into energy. His idea is to port me
onto a Tai-Kok ship. All I have to do is leave a bomb, hit the retrieval button on my spiffy
traveler’s belt and poof! I’m back on Earth before the Tai-Kok ship goes kaboom. Sounds
simple, right?
Wrong. Uncle Ben doesn’t have a clue where I’ll actually appear on the ship. It could be the
engine room, the crew quarters, or even the bridge. It’s like playing Russian roulette. The Tai-
Kok don’t like surprises or uninvited guests.
To make things even more fun, I have an alien battle commander stuck in my head and I’m
related to a powerful Coletti warlord. Yippee. The chances of me living to see eighteen aren’t
good.

AUTHOR Bio and Links:

I was a 9-1-1 dispatcher for the Glendale Police Department and to keep from going totally
bonkers – I mean people have no idea what a real emergency is. Take this for example: I
answered, “9-1-1 emergency, what’s your emergency?” And this hysterical woman yelled, “My
bird is in a tree.” Sometimes I really couldn’t help myself, so I said, “Birds have a tendency to do
that, ma’am.” The woman screeched, “No! You don’t understand. My pet parakeet is in the tree.
I’ve just got to get him down.” Like I said, not a clue. “I’m sorry ma’am but we don’t get birds out
of trees.” The woman then cried, “But… What about my husband? He’s up there, too.” See what
I had to deal with? To keep from hitting myself repeatedly in the head with my phone I took up
writing.
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https://www.amazon.com/Gail-Koger/e/B001K838BY
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